Before I manage to react, the whole ground I'm standing on trembles and shakes. I try to keep my balance but, of course, it's pointless and stupid... However I don't even have time to despair, because a huge dragon head descends from high over me with its bright yellow eyes. I understand that I have been trying to rest on the back of a dragon, a giant black dragon, and once within his embrace, I have been jumping and stumbling upon his huge black wings, like a madman. The strangest thing, though, is that this huge beast, after looking at me, puts on a monocle. One of his golden eyes shines behind the glass, glowing, burning the edge of the lens. I cannot imagine what kind of reasons would lead a dragon to wear a monocle, but now is not the time to ponder over such questions.